carbon
03-12 06:25 PM
Today I found my frustration transform into creativity.. so I've created this program (instead of doing some actual wrork) for you to enjoy!
Life of an American
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live(){
while(1){
work();
money = earn();
enjoy(money - taxes + government_benefits);
}
}
Life of H1B Worker:
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live(){
visa = getVisa();
while(1){
if(visa == valid){
work();
money = earn();
money = money - send_some_home - save_some - taxes
- visa_expenses - travel_expenses; /// - immigration_voice_contributions; :)
if(money > 0){
if(PD == CURRENT && talented_spouse_not_on_H4){
enjoy(money);
}
else{
spend(money);
suffer();
}
}
}
if(you_want_to_travel){
stamping();
}
if(isVisaGoingToExpire()){
if(renew(visa) == failed)
goto the_end;
}
if(laid_off)
goto the_end;
}
the_end:
pack_your_bags();
go_home();
}
sub enjoy(){
buy_a_house(money);
buy_a_new_car(money);
go_on_a_vacation();
jump_jobs_like_a_kangaroo_or_start_your_own_compan y();
get_promotions();
}
sub suffer(){
no_raise();
no_hope_for_promotion();
let_them_exploit_you();
cant_do_long_term_planning();
watch_others_progress();
predict_visa_bulletines();
check_visa_bulletines();
check_immigration_voice_dot_com_every_day();
blame_everybody_except_yourself();
}
sub renew(){
if(visa.age > 6){
if(aproved_I140){
visa_expiration_date += three_years;
}
else if(approved_labor){
visa_expiration_date += one_year;
}
else
return failed;
}
return passed;
}
sub stamping(){
go_home();
wait_in_line(hours);
talk_to_snobs_at_the_embassy();
show_same_documents_thousands_of_times();
return;
}
Life of an American
========================================
live(){
while(1){
work();
money = earn();
enjoy(money - taxes + government_benefits);
}
}
Life of H1B Worker:
========================================
live(){
visa = getVisa();
while(1){
if(visa == valid){
work();
money = earn();
money = money - send_some_home - save_some - taxes
- visa_expenses - travel_expenses; /// - immigration_voice_contributions; :)
if(money > 0){
if(PD == CURRENT && talented_spouse_not_on_H4){
enjoy(money);
}
else{
spend(money);
suffer();
}
}
}
if(you_want_to_travel){
stamping();
}
if(isVisaGoingToExpire()){
if(renew(visa) == failed)
goto the_end;
}
if(laid_off)
goto the_end;
}
the_end:
pack_your_bags();
go_home();
}
sub enjoy(){
buy_a_house(money);
buy_a_new_car(money);
go_on_a_vacation();
jump_jobs_like_a_kangaroo_or_start_your_own_compan y();
get_promotions();
}
sub suffer(){
no_raise();
no_hope_for_promotion();
let_them_exploit_you();
cant_do_long_term_planning();
watch_others_progress();
predict_visa_bulletines();
check_visa_bulletines();
check_immigration_voice_dot_com_every_day();
blame_everybody_except_yourself();
}
sub renew(){
if(visa.age > 6){
if(aproved_I140){
visa_expiration_date += three_years;
}
else if(approved_labor){
visa_expiration_date += one_year;
}
else
return failed;
}
return passed;
}
sub stamping(){
go_home();
wait_in_line(hours);
talk_to_snobs_at_the_embassy();
show_same_documents_thousands_of_times();
return;
}
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icleric
08-07 07:32 AM
nice :) keep it up
njboy
09-22 11:07 PM
You wrote-"(I am certified in both the subject)"
I am certified in both the subjects
Maybe you should attend some ESL classes yourself before teaching it.
I am certified in both the subjects
Maybe you should attend some ESL classes yourself before teaching it.
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TwinkleM
04-20 12:58 PM
@ GreenCardLegion
Why do you say that filing EB2 withe same company is most likely to be rejected? Is there any such clause?
Why do you say that filing EB2 withe same company is most likely to be rejected? Is there any such clause?
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sparky_jones
06-02 05:09 PM
The attorney says he's regularly used the "Yes" response in such situations, and has successfully argued that the requirements are normal in past audits. Of course, he wouldn't comment on how much this contributes in triggering an audit. My goal is to avoid targeted audit altogether. His (and the company's) goal is to see the PERM through successfully, even in the face of an audit. Obviously, a slight difference in goals.
The requirements in fact are normal for this company, and in the field in general. I have no doubt that this can be successfully argued. The problem is with the face-value of the BS+7 requirement against the objective O*Net criteria, and the fact that the only way to make an argument is through a business necessity audit.
The requirements in fact are normal for this company, and in the field in general. I have no doubt that this can be successfully argued. The problem is with the face-value of the BS+7 requirement against the objective O*Net criteria, and the fact that the only way to make an argument is through a business necessity audit.
10dulkar
08-08 09:34 AM
My company is paying all cost of GC. So they refused to file after July 2nd USCIS letter.
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amaze
10-31 09:54 AM
what do u know about? :P
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gc_chahiye
10-12 04:34 PM
I have a EB2 labor that is approved from BEC. But i have already applied 140 and 485 using EB3 labor and both are pending. Now I am planning to interfile 485 once my old 140 approves.
My question is does my labor expire, If I dont use it to file 140.
Thanks for your advice.
yes. 180 days past its approval date if it was approved since the law banning EB substition came out (in May or June this year). If it was approved before that law came into effect, then it will expire 180 days after the law became effective (Jan 2008).
Go ahead and file the second I-140, you can have two pending.
http://www.murthy.com/nflash/nf_051607.html
Expiration of Labor Certifications : 180-Day Rule
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Under current rules, a labor certification (LC) does not have an expiration date. Under the new regulation, an LC will expire after 180 days if no I-140 is filed to proceed with the case. For labor certifications approved on or after July 16, 2007, the I-140 petition must be filed within 180 days of the LC approval. For LCs that are or were approved before July 16, 2007, the I-140 petition will have to be filed within 180 days of July 16, 2007.
My question is does my labor expire, If I dont use it to file 140.
Thanks for your advice.
yes. 180 days past its approval date if it was approved since the law banning EB substition came out (in May or June this year). If it was approved before that law came into effect, then it will expire 180 days after the law became effective (Jan 2008).
Go ahead and file the second I-140, you can have two pending.
http://www.murthy.com/nflash/nf_051607.html
Expiration of Labor Certifications : 180-Day Rule
�MurthyDotCom
Under current rules, a labor certification (LC) does not have an expiration date. Under the new regulation, an LC will expire after 180 days if no I-140 is filed to proceed with the case. For labor certifications approved on or after July 16, 2007, the I-140 petition must be filed within 180 days of the LC approval. For LCs that are or were approved before July 16, 2007, the I-140 petition will have to be filed within 180 days of July 16, 2007.
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lostinbeta
10-13 12:31 AM
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Now hold CTRL and click on the layer with the retangle. This will select the rectangle. Now go to Edit/Stroke.
Mess with the settings in there and voila, you have a black border around your square.
Now hold CTRL and click on the layer with the retangle. This will select the rectangle. Now go to Edit/Stroke.
Mess with the settings in there and voila, you have a black border around your square.
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number30
03-26 04:58 PM
I have got my EAD, and my application was filed in EB3, 2005 in perm.
With the kind of speed USCIS is working with, I fear I would never get my GC.
Whereas My brother is a Citizen. Can it be possible that he files family based GC for me ?
I have read that for family based applications they regard the priority date as date of filing I-130.
If I do so, will my current process be wiped off ?
what are the repurcussions.
Please advice.
It does not wipe out any thing. But PD for Brother/Sister of Citizens ( 4th Category) is 04/15/1998. EB3 is better then that. Just apply I-130 in case.
With the kind of speed USCIS is working with, I fear I would never get my GC.
Whereas My brother is a Citizen. Can it be possible that he files family based GC for me ?
I have read that for family based applications they regard the priority date as date of filing I-130.
If I do so, will my current process be wiped off ?
what are the repurcussions.
Please advice.
It does not wipe out any thing. But PD for Brother/Sister of Citizens ( 4th Category) is 04/15/1998. EB3 is better then that. Just apply I-130 in case.
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mygc2006
05-28 11:02 AM
thanks Wandmaker!
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BumbleBee
07-27 05:52 PM
Its complicated and gray area, I haven't seen any success from anybody yet.:confused:
There are two ways of porting older priority date
#1 if your old PD is stuck in backlog center, file a new perm labor with exact same wordings( same category too ), this is well documented.
#2 If you have an approved labor(can be substituted also) and approved I-140, then file a new labor with any employer under any category(eb2 in your case). Once labor is approved, at the time of filling new I-140, you need to specify that you want to port priority date of previously approved I-140. Specify relavent memos too, try finding attorney who knows or have done this atleast once :D
"EB3 - Labor filed - Aug, 2004 - BackLogged - Philadelphia - 45 day letter - Replied"
priority date from above labor can only be captured if it gets approved and employer files and get I-140 approval for this labor, and then you go ahead and file a new I-140 for your already approved EB2 specifying need to recapture old PD.
This is all from top of my head w/o having any degree in relavent field, please talk to attorney before taking any action blah blah blah.......
BumbleBee
There are two ways of porting older priority date
#1 if your old PD is stuck in backlog center, file a new perm labor with exact same wordings( same category too ), this is well documented.
#2 If you have an approved labor(can be substituted also) and approved I-140, then file a new labor with any employer under any category(eb2 in your case). Once labor is approved, at the time of filling new I-140, you need to specify that you want to port priority date of previously approved I-140. Specify relavent memos too, try finding attorney who knows or have done this atleast once :D
"EB3 - Labor filed - Aug, 2004 - BackLogged - Philadelphia - 45 day letter - Replied"
priority date from above labor can only be captured if it gets approved and employer files and get I-140 approval for this labor, and then you go ahead and file a new I-140 for your already approved EB2 specifying need to recapture old PD.
This is all from top of my head w/o having any degree in relavent field, please talk to attorney before taking any action blah blah blah.......
BumbleBee
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Saun
09-15 09:37 PM
Does anyone have any names and suggestions on the best lawyers in the US? Dan19, could you please tell me which lawyer the person consulted with who got his LC approved? I have contacted Carl Shusterman and have a phone appointment with him on Monday. Any ideas would be appreciate since I don't have much time left cuz I need response to the letter by Sept 27, which is two weeks from now.
I really appreciate everyone's input on my labor certification problem. The letter I got from the labor department is a letter with intent to deny application which means my LC is not denied yet but that they are considering of denying it if I couldn't provide evidence to explain why the job description is restrictive. On the letter however, I am not given the option to readvertise. So my lawyer plans to request for that but he said most likely the Labor department will not grant the consent for me to readvertise
I really appreciate everyone's input on my labor certification problem. The letter I got from the labor department is a letter with intent to deny application which means my LC is not denied yet but that they are considering of denying it if I couldn't provide evidence to explain why the job description is restrictive. On the letter however, I am not given the option to readvertise. So my lawyer plans to request for that but he said most likely the Labor department will not grant the consent for me to readvertise
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stephsh
01-18 06:20 AM
Im using Asp.net.
The button text consists of data I have imported from an SQL database through a web client. I assume I should then replace the html character codes in the SQL database with these unicode identifiers? Would that still work with ASP.NET-C#?
The button text consists of data I have imported from an SQL database through a web client. I assume I should then replace the html character codes in the SQL database with these unicode identifiers? Would that still work with ASP.NET-C#?
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wandmaker
10-08 03:20 AM
Hi,
I had applied for my H1 extension in June 2008 and waited for some time and then upgraded it to premium processing in July. I did not get any result on my H1 extension but in the meantime my GC was approved in August. My question is will i be able to get my H1 processing fee back, at least the premium processing fee. I heard if your H1 processing doesn't get any result in certain time you will be entitled to get your money back.
Thanks in advance
If you have not received any RFE or NOID or DENIAL or APPROVAL with in 15 calendar day of your PP upgrade then you are entitled to receive the PP fee by USCIS policy. One catch though, not sure whether it will be applicable if your GC was approved with in 15 calendar days of PP upgrade - just throwing one exception. You will never know what is in fine printing :)
I had applied for my H1 extension in June 2008 and waited for some time and then upgraded it to premium processing in July. I did not get any result on my H1 extension but in the meantime my GC was approved in August. My question is will i be able to get my H1 processing fee back, at least the premium processing fee. I heard if your H1 processing doesn't get any result in certain time you will be entitled to get your money back.
Thanks in advance
If you have not received any RFE or NOID or DENIAL or APPROVAL with in 15 calendar day of your PP upgrade then you are entitled to receive the PP fee by USCIS policy. One catch though, not sure whether it will be applicable if your GC was approved with in 15 calendar days of PP upgrade - just throwing one exception. You will never know what is in fine printing :)
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saravanaraj.sathya
08-19 10:33 PM
Guys plz respond....
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abuddyz
01-20 07:07 PM
I asked my company attoreny about this.. he said that immigration petition is I-140 and as I-140 is not filed for your wife (I-485 is already filed for my wife) so I should say No there for my wife's form.
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viper673
06-24 02:55 PM
A friend of mine just told me that USCIS has issued "guidance" a couple of weeks ago that allows using the EAD and at the same time "preserving" the alien's H1B status.
I can't find the document, but he swears that he read it..
I can't find the document, but he swears that he read it..
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alterego
12-04 07:23 PM
Indeed. 140s are getting a lot of RFEs nowadays and are once again taking nearly a year. It is a brave soul that will avail themselves of the AC21 180 portability provision without an approved 140 petition.
The main points are the following, if you get an RFE and it has anything to do with your employer eg. ability to pay etc, can you count on them to send in that paperwork. If your employer withdraws the 140 application then you are left without a plank to stand on for your 485 as well.
Basically you are on very thin ice if you invoke AC21 absent an approved 140. If you are contemplating such a move, you should atleast consider doing it on a H1b visa as back up.
These are my views, please consult an attorney.
The main points are the following, if you get an RFE and it has anything to do with your employer eg. ability to pay etc, can you count on them to send in that paperwork. If your employer withdraws the 140 application then you are left without a plank to stand on for your 485 as well.
Basically you are on very thin ice if you invoke AC21 absent an approved 140. If you are contemplating such a move, you should atleast consider doing it on a H1b visa as back up.
These are my views, please consult an attorney.
whyregisteration
12-13 02:40 PM
strongly support :)
aachoo
08-21 04:12 AM
Do I have to pay for my green card again if the INS made a mistake on my birthday? Need to know if there are any under the table jobs in Lake Havasu City,AZ. My green card expired in 2004. I have an AZ license and a social security card. Can I work with expired card? Please help!
Sorry not sure you will find advice or support here- This is a LEGAL immigration site.
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Sorry not sure you will find advice or support here- This is a LEGAL immigration site.
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